Posted by ManMan on January 30, 2001 at 13:45:37:
In Reply to: Part III: "Round of Soda Anyone??" posted by Exile on January 30, 2001 at 12:48:14:
"Man, it's dark..."
If Knifey had eyes, he would've rolled them. "Cakes don't usually come equipped with interior lighting Joe..."
ManMan squirmed and tried to make himself more comfortable, but figured that cakes weren't comfortable things to be in in the first place. "Why do so many people jump out of them? What's the point of getting in them in the first place? You're just ruining a good cake!"
"It's the surprise!" Knifey explained. "You can just imagine Troia walking into the room and wondering 'Where is my darling Manny? Oh how I wish he were here...' She's in a grumpy mood the entire time until they wheel out the cake and BOOM! You leap out and say 'Happy Birthday my lovely!' Or whatever..."
"No doubt she'll know I'm in here and start prodding the cake with her spear...."
"Stop being so negative, it's not like the Hooded Hood is out there and poisoning the Lair Legion while you pettily moan about having to be stuck in a cake."
"Yeah," Joe sighed. "I suppose you're right...."